Who among us hasn't tried to sneak in a little whiskey at a concert or Dear Utol (2025): Maniac Photographer Episode 26before a particularly offensive work meeting?
If you on plan on being inebriated on the plane or even boozing preventatively before a Tinder date, you should come prepared. Merely hiding a can of Heineken in a brown paper bag doesn't do the job. Live large. You've got to drink in your office bathroom stall in style.
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The outdoors is so much more than shitty granola and old fruit. There's a whole community of outdoor drinkers out there: people who love the stars and shots of tequila before bed. Outdoorsy folks deserve to be on brand while they drink by the fire.
This flask currently retails for $13.80 at Etsy.
There is nothing worse than a disgusting $30 warm beer at an outdoor summer musical festival. Sneak a $2 one in with this cozy for $16 from Etsy.
Fish are really underrepresented in the flask world. This is a much-needed step forward. Available for $25 from Kikkerland.
Please do not read the regressive copy about this product. Just enjoy it for what it is: a flask disguised as an absolutely enormous brush.
It's available for $19.99 at Binocktails.
Explore the great outdoors ... indoors, while drinking whiskey. Available for $22.50 from MADE.
Someone out there is bound to find this sexy. That's not me, but maybe it's you. Available for $30 at Etsy.
For people who want to be extra sneaky, there's this "smart organics" shampoo and conditioner set that doubles as a flask. I would never get a hidden shampoo flask made with artificial ingredients, ugh.
Available for $14.98 on eBay.
The tote comes with a 1.5-liter bladder for all your Pinot Grigio needs. You'll be the star of the Nantucket sneaky booze drinker scene.
Available for $44.95 at Smuggleyourbooze.com.
No one will want to go near your tampon flask — perhaps not even you. $16 at Smuggleyourbooze.com.
For the desperately pale drinker in all of us, this flask retails for $10 at Smuggleyourbooze.com.
Be beer-belly-positive with this attachable contraption, which allows you to sneakily drink all kinds of booze. It's just $29.99 at thebeerbelly.com.
The sales copy for this product makes me want to scream, but the rack does the job for the sports-bra-wearing among us. $29.99 at thebeerbelly.com.
No matter how you sneak it in, make sure you drink in style in the shadows.
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