【2009 Archives】

One of the hardest parts of ending a longterm relationship009 Archivesthe slow, painful spread of information to your shared friends.

That's why couple-centric holidays like Halloween can be such a blessing! If you and your partner know your relationship is a mockery of the love and support, why not agree on one last thing and do a couples costume that tells your friends, "We do not care for each other anymore?"

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Break it to your friends gently: this is over.

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• Ford's vision for self
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• 'Game of Thrones' finale titled 'The Dragon and the Wolf'
• 'Cuphead' is like no video game I have ever seen
• CNN bets Snapchat kids won't be bored by hard news
• Best vacuum mop combo deal: Save $140 on the Tineco Floor One S5
• The Galaxy Note 8 finally competes with the iPhone where it counts

• Herd of sheep join runners in a German marathon
• Instagram artist draws extremely boring but necessary acts of self
• A Russian blogger was sentenced for playing 'Pokémon Go' in a church
• A major clue has us thinking 'Game of Thrones' trailer will be arriving very, very soon
• Who is Guo Ailun? Meet Jordan Brand's first Chinese basketball star.
• The Prince of Norway is the internet's new favourite royal family member
• Microsoft needs your iPhone as part of its new mobile strategy
• 'Prey' exploit lets players break the game
• German insurance ad slammed for its 'cheap ripoff' of a Maori haka
• This guy makes amazing coffee art that is seriously next level

• SpaceX's Starlink satellite launch in pictures
• Drug cartels are now using hulking drones to smuggle goods over the border
• 'Daredevil' Season 3 will draw from the 'Born Again' comics arc
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• Leaked video shows alleged iPhone 8 with rear
• A power struggle erased billions of dollars off Bitcoin, and it's about to get worse
• Ford's vision for self
• Best Sony headphones deal: Over $100 off Sony XM5 headphones
• ‘Lost Legacy’ proves the best thing ‘Uncharted’ did was ditch Nathan Drake

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• 'Game of Thrones' finale titled 'The Dragon and the Wolf'
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• 10 glasses that will protect absolutely no one during the solar eclipse
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• The Anatomy of Liberal Melancholy
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