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On Thursday,Watch Fast & Furious 8 Online America suffered a a grievous attack on her liberty after Vogue Magazinepublished a cover featuring Jennifer Lawrence standing in front of -- hide your children, grab your wives -- the Statue of Liberty.

For whatever reason, the alt right took this as a big, nasty, personal attack.

The Statue of Liberty has undergone a lot of trauma in recent weeks. So thank god we had Breitbart's Finance and Economics Manager, John Carney, to report on the unprecedented attack and respond swiftly: by proposing a Breitbart fashion section.

God, if you're really out there, please give us this.

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"We're going to have to create a full #MAGA shadow cultural industry because the Opposition Media can't even do fashion without attacking us," Carney said on Twitter. "Seriously, I think we could do really well with @BreitbartNews Fashion. Lots of women who would like their fashion without leftism."

We're going to have to create a full #MAGA shadow cultural industry because the Opposition Media can't even do fashion without attacking us pic.twitter.com/NRPf2JUfsy

— John Carney (@carney) August 10, 2017

Full disclosure: As an American woman/feminist cuck, I have long dreamed of the day I could look like Steve Bannon spreadeagled on a couch.

Though there appear to be no concrete plans to make Breitbart fashion a thing *as of yet,* here's what the company's fashion would very probably look like.

Get out your Mastercards, everyone.

Their "Grandfather every child is afraid of" menswear collection

Steve Bannon in shorts would make an excellent cover model pic.twitter.com/A5IpWtC7DR

— Garreth Hayes (@garrethhayes) August 10, 2017

Their "I like my own Instagram posts" fall line

A post shared by MILO (@milo.yiannopoulos) on Jul 6, 2017 at 7:30pm PDT

DEAR FLORIDA: This evening (Saturday) I'll be live in studio talking with Tom Hantzarides on his LGBT! Get Out! Radio Show from 7-8pm. If you're in the area, I'll be available for a quick meet and greet (and casual press conference too for journalists who wish to come along) at the studio after the show: 701 Northpoint Parkway, West Palm Beach, FL 33407 I will be in a makeshift swimming pool in the back of a pick up truck on a beach chair with my squad, answering your questions and signing copies of my New York Times best selling book DANGEROUS. See you there! All welcome.

A post shared by MILO (@milo.yiannopoulos) on Jul 28, 2017 at 9:59pm PDT

Breitbart's Milo Yiannopoulos disinvited to speak at CPAChttps://t.co/ObZjtbo4NX pic.twitter.com/QQsDbHduop

— JSmileyBulletProof (@Jsm121063) July 30, 2017

Simple summer basics

#breitbartfashion stunning multi season wear here pic.twitter.com/RXVAT4fIEW

— Lanceski Catamaranov (@memedreamxtreme) August 10, 2017

A line made *for and by* retired male wizards

so many choices... #breitbartfashion pic.twitter.com/7H6u34ZYEk

— Robert Silverman (@BobSaietta) August 10, 2017

Steve Bannon looks like a piece of lint from someone's belly button became sentient and put on a shirt from L.L. Bean's discount rack. pic.twitter.com/yRQ3gV6Kwf

— Eddie From The Block (@BigfootContessa) January 29, 2017

"Forever 55"

and of course #breitbartfashion vintage pic.twitter.com/JeInAfWF3f

— HOT CORN Li'l 🌳🌽 (@karengeier) August 10, 2017

Breitbart's "The Future Will Never Be Female" Line for Women

Breitbart "News" Fall Fashion Collection pic.twitter.com/xOCNPJjAuX

— Malleus Maleficarum (@evilklown17) August 10, 2017

Credit: alex wong/Getty Images

Breitbart Haute Couture

I just met "Pete" and he met Andrew Breitbart in an elevator in 2008. But no one knows anything about #SethRich murder? Not buying it. pic.twitter.com/iKtCOnLpdk

— Barbara J. (@MoralNecessity) July 9, 2017

Breitbart DIY

) Credit: lucian perkins/The Washington Post/Getty Images

Barbara Tomasino (aka the woman in the Trump dress) is in Tulsa for today's @realDonaldTrump rally: pic.twitter.com/olJPcC8hpX

— Frank Thorp V (@frankthorp) January 20, 2016

Land's End of Days

Merry Christmas! #Cernovich #DangerAndPlay #GorillaMindset

A post shared by Mike Cernovich (@cernovich) on Dec 25, 2015 at 5:11pm PST

MRA Lingerie

This is Steve Bannon on his couch. pic.twitter.com/luMbaeT3VK

— Trial Lawyer Richard (@TrialLawyerRich) May 20, 2017

WERK WERK WERK Breitbart on nothing ELSE ELSE ELSE until this is DONE DONE DONE.

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