【sex on video】

If you squint a little in the direction of the horizon,sex on video you might see spring, or hope, or whatever distant promise keeps you going. 2018 is still trudging into high gear but it's already exhausting, and as usual, we turn to our screens.

Without the Olympics to unite the country and world, we're back to much-needed news breaks that favor streaming instead. Here's what you can watch on Hulu in March.

Top pick: Dirty Dancing

It's only streaming for a month, so don't miss your chance to watch the 1987 classic over and over during March. You may think "Hey, didn't they remake this for TV last year?" and you'd be right, but you'd have your finger on the trigger of a very specific film/TV fan's worst trauma, so the right thing to do would be to dismiss the thought and start this one again from the beginning. Relish Johnny and Baby's illicit and undeniable attraction and the simple chemistry that brings them together. For all of March, at least, we can spend summer in the Catskills.

TV

The 90thOscars®: Special (ABC) (3/5)The 90thOscars®: Live From the Red Carpet:Special (ABC) (3/5)Alex, Inc: Series Premiere (ABC) (3/30)Amazing World of Gumball:Complete Season 5 (Cartoon Network) (3/5)American Idol:Series Premiere (ABC) (3/12)American Ninja Warrior: Season 9 Premiere (NBC) (3/12)Angie Tribeca: Complete Season 3 (TBS) (3/10)Ask This Old House:Complete Seasons 11-12 (PBS) (3/1)The Bridge:Complete Season 4 (ZDF Enterprises) (3/15)Champions:Series Premiere (NBC) (3/9)Deception: Series Premiere (ABC) (3/12)Food Wars!:Complete Season 2 Dubs (Sentai Filmworks) (3/13)For the People:Series Premiere (ABC) (3/14)Force Majeure(2014) (3/12)Genius Jr.:Series Premiere (NBC) (3/19)Hard Sun:Complete Season 1 Premiere (Hulu Original) (3/7)K.C. Undercover:Complete Season 3 (Disney XD) (3/4)Little Big Shots:Season 3 Premiere (NBC) (3/19)MasterChef Junior: Season 6 Premiere (FOX) (3/3)The Real Housewives of New York City:Complete Season 9 (Bravo) (3/5)Rise: Series Premiere (NBC) (3/14)Shadowhunters: Season 3 Premiere (Freeform) (3/30)Showtime at the Apollo: Season 1 Premiere (FOX) (3/2)Siren: Series Premiere (Freeform) (3/30)The Son:Complete Season 1 (AMC) (3/15)Splitting Up Together:Series Premiere (ABC) (3/28)Station 19:Series Premiere (ABC) (3/23)This Old House:Complete Seasons 30 & 38 (PBS) (3/1)Timeless: Season 2 Premiere (NBC) (3/12)Veni Vidi Vici:Complete Season 1 (Viaplay) (3/1)

Movies

1984(1985) (3/1)4 Lovers(2012) (3/15)The Accused(1988) (3/1)Aftermath(2017) (3/8)Almost Friends(2017) (3/18)All the Wild Horses(2017) (3/1) Antitrust(2001) (3/1)Bad Influence(1990) (3/1)Bad News Bears(2005)  (3/1)Billy the Kid(2013) (3/1)Bitter Harvest(2017) (3/13)Blade of the Immortal(2017) (3/15)Body of Evidence(1993) (3/1)Boots on the Ground(2017) (3/1)Boulevard(2014) (3/1)Branded(2010) (3/1)Breakdown(1997) (3/1)Captivity(2007) (3/1)Carriers(2009) (3/1)Chaplin(1992) (3/1)Chicago(2002) (3/1)Closing Gambit(2018) (3/31)Crash(2005) (3/6)Criminal Law(1989) (3/1)The Devil Inside(2012) (3/1)Die Another Day(2002) (3/1)Dirty Dancing(1987) (3/1)Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights(2004) (3/1)Dirty Rotten Scoundrels(1988) (3/1)The Doors(1991) (3/1)Dream House Nightmare(2017) (3/1)Earth Girls are Easy(1988) (3/1)The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down AMountain(1995) (3/15)EuroTrump(2017) (3/31)Everything Beautiful is Far Away(2017) (3/5)A Feast atMidnight(1997) (3/1)F/X(1986) (3/1)F/X 2(1991) (3/1)Fantasia 2000(2000) (3/6)Fatal Instinct(1993) (3/1)Finder’s Fee(2003) (3/1)Fire with Fire(2012) (3/1)Fluke(1995) (3/1)The Fog(2005) (3/15)For Your Eyes Only(1981) (3/1)Forces of Nature(1999) (3/1)The Forgotten(2004) (3/15)Four Rooms(1995) (3/15)The Ghoul(2016) (3/31)The Glass Shield(1994) (3/1)Goldeneye(1995) (3/1)Gordy(1995) (3/1)A Guy Thing(2003) (3/1)Habit(2017) (3/31)Hackers(1995) (3/1)Hanoi Hilton(1987) (3/1)Happythankyoumoreplease(2010) (3/1)Hart’s War(2002) (3/1)Hello I Must Be Going(2012) (3/15)Hesher(2010) (3/1)High School(2010) (3/1)Home of the Brave(2006) (3/1)I’m Gonna Git You Sucka(1988) (3/1)I’m So Excited!(2013) (3/1)Ill Manors(2012) (3/1)Imagine That(2009) (3/1)Jack Goes Boating(2010) (3/1)Jeff Who Lives at Home(2012) (3/1)Jennifer 8(1992) (3/1)John Q(2002) (3/16)The Kill Team(2013) (3/15)Kingpin(1996) (3/1)Knock Knock(2015) (3/8)Leonard Cohen: I’m Your Man(2005) (3/1)License to Kill(1989) (3/1)Life Itself(2014) (3/19)The Little Hours(2017) (3/27)The Living Daylights(1987) (3/1)Living Soul(2016) (3/7)LOL(2012) (3/15)Love and Saucers(2017) (3/19)Love Crimes(1992) (3/1)Marchof the Penguins 2: The Next Step(2017) (Hulu Original Documentary) (3/23)A Mermaid’s Tale(2016) (3/1)The Million Dollar Hotel(2001) (3/1)Moonraker(1979) (3/1)Mr. Majesty(1974) (3/1)The Music Never Stopped(2011) (3/1)National Lampoon’s Dirty Movie(2011) (3/1)National Lampoon’s Dorm Daze 2: College @ Sea(2006) (3/1)The New Radical(2017) (3/5)October Country(2009) (3/15)On Her Majesty’s Secret Service(1969) (3/1)Power Rangers(2017) (3/9)Project Eden(2017) (3/31)Pudsey the Dog: The Movie(2014) (3/1)Regarding Henry(1991) (3/1)River of Grass(1994) (3/15)Roseanne:Series Premiere (ABC) (3/28)The Secret of N.I.M.H.(1982) (3/1)Southie(1998) (3/1)Sprung(1997) (3/1)The Square(2017) (3/1)A Stork’s Journey(2017) (3/1)Stuart Little(1999) (3/1)Stuart Little 2(2002) (3/1)Tales of the Grim Sleeper(2014) (3/1)Tommy’s Honour(2017) (3/14)Tomorrow Never Dies(1997) (3/1)Traitor(2008) (3/4)Twenty Twenty Four(2017) (3/1)A View to Kill(1985) (3/1)We Blew It(2017) (3/1)Where the Skin Lies(2017) (3/1)Who Framed Roger Rabbit(1988) (3/24)Who Killed Nancy?(2008) (3/1)Wolf Warrior 2(2017) (3/12)The World is Not Enough(1999) (3/1)XXX(2002) (3/1)XXX: State of the Union(2005) (3/1)Young Adult(2011) (3/1)

Expiring

A Fish Called Wanda(1988)Blazing Saddles(1974)Dirty Dancing(1987)Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights(2004)Gang Related(1997)Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds(2008)Michael(1996)Nine Queens(2000)Swimming with Sharks(1995)The Conspirator(2010)The Hurt Locker(2008)The Spirit(2008)