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Fear not,Uncontrollable Sexual Desire Pokémon chasers, there is a new way to hunt down the little critters across America. 

Two brilliant entrepreneurs have put ads on Craigslist offering to drive obsessive Pokémon Goplayers around town for a small fee. That means you can catch all the Pokémon you want without worrying about the minor issue of car accidents. 

SEE ALSO: 'Pokémon Go' is getting people outside and injuring them

This is the next level in Pokémon Gogame play. Although we can't guarantee your safety, you can rest assured you will get the Pokémon that were once out of reach.

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One Portland local is offering a driver service for the budget price of $30 per person for two hours -- with snacks and beverages. 

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A second advertisement from a person claiming they are a licensed driver has offered to take Poké-mad peeps around New York. Passengers will be limited to three people in a five-seat vehicle, simply for "quality of life." In good news, it is a Wi-Fi-enabled trip. 

You can score this sweet deal for $20 per hour, which is nothing for the glorious feeling of attempting to catch 'em all without getting any exercise. 

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If you have no idea why you would get in a car with a stranger to chase make-believe characters around a city, maybe it's time to get up to speed on the Pokémon Go craze here. 

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