Kids can Esther Moserbe notoriously difficult to please -- and one restaurant knows just how to cater to them.
Over at Reddit on r/funny, user nabced posted this menu from his local deli. While most restaurants pander to children by offering them mediocre overcooked chicken dishes with absurd, infantile names, this deli decided to keep their kids' menu honest.
SEE ALSO: Londoners wait in line for hours to get a taste of In-N-Out BurgerAre you the parent of a whining child, forced to make the Sophie's choice between mozzarella sticks and grilled cheese?
Will nothing -- not dessert, not fries, not even extra ketchup packets -- satisfy the ravenous beast you call your child?
Then this menu, featuring the "I Don't Know" and "I Don't Care" is for you.
I'm not hungry, but I do want this menu.
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