【The Exotic Time Machine】

If you wish to become a parody of a millennial this Christmas,The Exotic Time Machine consider buying an overpriced holiday ornament of avocado toast.

That's right, the avocado toast has reached peak avocado toast just in time for the holidays, and for a whopping $17 from cookware company Sur La Table, you can really stick it to the haters out there by putting this on your tree.

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It's a glass treasure handcrafted in Poland, and while the slices of avocado look a bit more like sliced green apples with chicken pox, don't worry—those are just sparkles on the "thick, crusty bread" to really put you in the holiday spirit.

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As one Twitter user pointed out, maybe the price of ornaments are really the root of the millennial housing crisis—not the food itself.

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If you're better than everyone who eats avocado toast, don't worry. They've also got ornaments of bacon, pickles, Prosecco and more here.

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